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ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via ageismyalarmclock)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via retiredjesus)

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

(via prazed)

madelezabeth:

somewhere down the line i forgot that tags are for archiving stuff and not for making snarky comments under your breath

(via wickedlycaskett)

stanakaticfanatic:

onewrittergirl:

premiumcaskett:

THEIR LIPS ARE LIKE CENTIMETERS FROM TOUCHING. WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!?! THE ABC MARKETING GODS HAVE LOOKED UPON US, READ OUR MINDS AND THEN BLESSED US WITH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO. MY WORD. WE WILL NEVER SURVIVE.

 This Is So Fucking HOT

This video KILLED me.

(Source: rickcasshole, via seriously-stana-katic)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via lindsaylohoean)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via lindsaylohoean)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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(via lindsaylohoean)

Just met Lorna Jane ♡ So freaking excited right now! @ljclarkson #livelovenourish #lornajane #greatestdayofmylife

mauradortheaisles:

i’m thankful for hot middle aged actresses, tv shows and tumblr

(via jenniferjjareaus)

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

(via lindsaylohoean)

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

(Source: bellamyblaking, via derekmerediths)